Help! I'm Gonna MELT!!!

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It's RAINING!
The world is ending!!!! What is a person supposed to do??

1. Drive like a crazed idiot. (this includes swerving irratically and heavy use of car horn)
2. Block traffic; preferably in intersections.
3. Ride your bike in the middle of the street in oncoming traffic.
4. Refuse to turn your headlights on. It makes the world more challenging.
5. Listen for the emergency broadcast buzzer on the radio.
6. Mandate that every parent needs to pick up their child/ren from school.
7. While doing #5, you must crawl thru traffic at a snail's pace, double or triple park, and pull across driveways.
8. The police must be parked in a red zone to observe idiotic behavior of numbers 5 and 6 so that they are not doing something useful elsewhere.
9. R.U.N. every time you step foot outside. The preferred movement involves covering your head w/ your hands as if Chicken Little were correct.
10. Watch "Storm Watch" on the news.